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25 September 2006 @ 02:52 pm
I am a new member of this community and have decided to post.
I love Abe Lincoln.
He's pretty awesome....
I'm not sure of what to say.
I'm an artist, so maybe i'll post some abe lincoln fan art later...
This post was pointless... I'm sorry.
Just don't want to be a lurker! ^_^

H:@ or ==|: ) <---abe lincoln emoticons.

That's all i got today....
Worshipping Abe at: dorm room
Abe Makes Me Feel: disappointeddisappointed
Accompanying My Thoughts of Abe: snowball in hell- they might be giants
24 September 2006 @ 06:43 pm
1.) We've been slacking when it comes to we_heart_abe. Lincoln has done so much for us, yet what have we done for him?
Made a little livejournal community? Is that all?! IS THAT ALL WE CAN GIVE THE MAN TO WHOM WE OWE OUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE?!
Probably. What can you get the man who owns the universe? A necktie? No. He does not wear "neckties".
2.) I don't like spam. STOP IT.
3.) There's a couple humping on the hood of a car outside my apartment window. That has nothing to do with Abe, but I bet he would think it was fucking gross. I BET HE'S CURSING THEM WITH STD'S AS WE SPEAK.
4.) Bye.
Abe Makes Me Feel: shockedshocked
Accompanying My Thoughts of Abe: broken social scene- handjobs for the holidays
07 July 2006 @ 04:44 pm
I had a dream last night that I put little paper faces on my hermit crabs. They were as follows: George Bush, Chelsea Clinton, and.... Abraham Lincoln. But when I woke up, I realized that Ol' Abe was not returning from the dead, nor living in my crab cage.

That's all I got.
Abe Makes Me Feel: confusedconfused
Accompanying My Thoughts of Abe: "Infra Red", Placebo
28 June 2006 @ 01:07 am
So wow, I just clicked on this website and this image of Abe came up immediately. I didn't make it or anything. Abe is clearly speaking to us through his mouthpiece, the internet.

create a south park
click here for South Park create a character
27 June 2006 @ 11:07 am
Hey, just discovered this comic and found it hilarious.


20 June 2006 @ 02:01 pm

If you could read Lincoln's thoughts in this picture, what do you imagine he'd be thinking?

My guess is : "Hmm...I wonder if Queer Eye is on..."
Or something equally as gay. Because as we all know, our pal Abe was a big ol' fruit salad.
Like the gayest gay that ever did gay all over gay town and gayed his way back again.
What do you think?

Abe Makes Me Feel: goodgay
Accompanying My Thoughts of Abe: bikini kill- alien she
15 June 2006 @ 08:34 am
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FACT: Marilyn Monroe later gave this portrait of Abe away to a friend.
The very next day...Marilyn died.

A mere coincidence? HELLS TO THA NAH.

Abey don't mess around with coincidences.
Abe Makes Me Feel: exanimateexanimate
Accompanying My Thoughts of Abe: le tigre- i'm so excited
14 June 2006 @ 11:18 am

We have SEVEN whole members. Holy Fuck on a Sunday. 

I...I...I really don't know what to say. I'm not a woman*, so I can never personally experience the miracle that is childbirth, but I'd like to believe that this, right here, this community known as we_heart_abe is the next best thing to expelling a human life from my loins.
I feel God himself has sent me, along with tonguetied on a mission to spread the good word of one Mr. Abraham Lincoln, and by hell we will spread that good word like an STD at a bath house!

When we get up to TEN whole members, which will probably happen in like a year, we should totally be all snooty and start making people fill out applications to be admitted to the community and become one of the chosen few. Then they'll be banging down the doors to get in and we'll be all like "Community's closed. Sorry Bitches."
And they will cry painful, salty tears of remorse. Oh, how they will cry. Mmrrrahahahaha...LICK IT UP, LOSERS.  Cuz that's how I dish it out.

There's a lot more where this came from.

Your busty maintainer,

*I actually am a woman. That was just a little bit of dramatic affect I was throwin' at ya.

Abe Makes Me Feel: bouncybouncy
Accompanying My Thoughts of Abe: yyy- cheated hearts
12 June 2006 @ 02:52 pm
FACT: Abraham Lincoln once said "I'm thirsty."  

The very next day water was invented.
Abe Makes Me Feel: exanimateLIKE DANCIN'!
Accompanying My Thoughts of Abe: danzig- mother
09 June 2006 @ 04:17 pm
At our school's commencement last night, the faculty speaker mentioned a very important person:

"And I'd like to draw some examples from a man you don't have to read about in the newspaper every week to recognize. That man is Abraham Lincoln."

Is this a sign from God? Is Abraham Lincoln calling me to go into politics?
Abe Makes Me Feel: confusedconfused
Accompanying My Thoughts of Abe: "Miss Murder", AFI