I am a new member of this community and have decided to post. I love Abe Lincoln. He's pretty awesome.... I'm not sure of what to say. I'm an artist, so maybe i'll post some abe lincoln fan art later... This post was pointless... I'm sorry. Just don't want to be a lurker! ^_^
1.) We've been slacking when it comes to we_heart_abe. Lincoln has done so much for us, yet what have we done for him? Made a little livejournal community? Is that all?! IS THAT ALL WE CAN GIVE THE MAN TO WHOM WE OWE OUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE?! Probably. What can you get the man who owns the universe? A necktie? No. He does not wear "neckties". 2.) I don't like spam. STOP IT. 3.) There's a couple humping on the hood of a car outside my apartment window. That has nothing to do with Abe, but I bet he would think it was fucking gross. I BET HE'S CURSING THEM WITH STD'S AS WE SPEAK. 4.) Bye.
I had a dream last night that I put little paper faces on my hermit crabs. They were as follows: George Bush, Chelsea Clinton, and.... Abraham Lincoln. But when I woke up, I realized that Ol' Abe was not returning from the dead, nor living in my crab cage.
If you could read Lincoln's thoughts in this picture, what do you imagine he'd be thinking?
My guess is : "Hmm...I wonder if Queer Eye is on..." Or something equally as gay. Because as we all know, our pal Abe was a big ol' fruit salad.
Like the gayest gay that ever did gay all over gay town and gayed his way back again.
What do you think?
We have SEVEN whole members. Holy Fuck on a Sunday.
I...I...I really don't know what to say. I'm not a woman*, so I can never personally experience the miracle that is childbirth, but I'd like to believe that this, right here, this community known as we_heart_abe is the next best thing to expelling a human life from my loins. I feel God himself has sent me, along with tonguetied on a mission to spread the good word of one Mr. Abraham Lincoln, and by hell we will spread that good word like an STD at a bath house!
When we get up to TEN whole members, which will probably happen in like a year, we should totally be all snooty and start making people fill out applications to be admitted to the community and become one of the chosen few. Then they'll be banging down the doors to get in and we'll be all like "Community's closed. Sorry Bitches." And they will cry painful, salty tears of remorse. Oh, how they will cry. Mmrrrahahahaha...LICK IT UP, LOSERS. Cuz that's how I dish it out.