1.) We've been slacking when it comes to we_heart_abe
. Lincoln has done so much for us, yet what have we done for him?
Made a little livejournal community? Is that all?! IS THAT ALL WE CAN GIVE THE MAN TO WHOM WE OWE OUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE?!
Probably. What can you get the man who owns the universe? A necktie? No. He does not wear "neckties".
2.) I don't like spam. STOP IT.
3.) There's a couple humping on the hood of a car outside my apartment window. That has nothing to do with Abe, but I bet he would think it was fucking gross. I BET HE'S CURSING THEM WITH STD'S AS WE SPEAK.